Sunday, November 4, 2012

Noah's Ark

All I really need to know about Life, I learned from Noah's Ark:
(1) Don't miss the boat.

(2) Don't forget we're all in the same boat.

(3) Plan ahead-it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
...

(4) Stay fit-when you're 600 years old someone might ask

you to do something really big.

(5) Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to

be done.

(6) For safety's sake travel in pairs.

(7) Two heads are better than one.

(8) Build your future on high ground.

(9) Speed isn't always an advantage, after all, the snails

were on the same ark with the cheetahs.

(10) When you're stressed, float awhile.

(11) Remember the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic

was built by professionals.

(12) Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger

threat than the storm outside.

(13) No matter what the storm, when God is with you,

there's a rainbow waiting.
 
 

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